not like me

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Human beings fascinate me, being just the way they are! Tell me, little pony, can you push a cart or drive a car? Lyre is my instrument, but humans strum their sweet guitar It's a mystery, anthropology! Fingers, toes and tiny noses, brownish hair and tannish skin Would it be too much to ask to see the world they're living in? Everybody tells me that it's old and fake mythology It's a mystery, anthropology! Aren't you bored of brushing your coat, styling your mane with your hooves? I don't mean to butt in or gloat, but ancient history proves... Humans don't have wings or magic. They don't need it; they don't care! All they've got's imagination, new inventions everywhere! Babies, children, teens and elders, all alike have clothes to wear It's so real to me, anthropology! Albert Einstein, Cleopatra, William Shakespeare, Elton John, Michael Phelps, Barack Obama...who's to say that they're all gone? Maybe humans like us too and dress like us at Comic-Con? ;) It's so real to me, anthropology! Yeah, they've had a couple of fights, Nobody's perfect you see, Still I say I'm born with the rights to study whatever I please! I don't need to horse around now, I can stand on two legs! I would trade my magic powers for a pair of new legs! Grab your camera, come on, zoom in! 'Cause you're favorite mare's a human, ME! That is who I'll be! Anthropology! shh.

Род людской меня пленяет, равных людям просто нет! Мне ответь, малютка пони, ты смогла б водить мопед? Лира - символ мой по жизни, но гитара высший класс. О великая, Антропология! Пальцы, руки, голень, стопы, аккуратные носы.  Я прошу не слишком много, хоть глазком увидеть их. Говорят, что люди - это просто мифология. О великая, антропология! Надоело все, только знай, гриву копытом чеши. Не беда, я вам докажу, что существуют они. Ни к чему им заклинанья, в крыльях тоже нет нужды, Механизмы - вот их сила, и к тому ж они мудры. Стар и млад, всем поголовно, им одежды не чужды. О, судьба моя, антропология! Достоевский, Клеопатра, Менделеев, Элтон Джон, Лев Толстой, Барак Обама. Скажешь нет их - вон пошел! Может люди любят нас, ведь ходят же на брони-кон.  О, судьба моя, антропология! Перепалки есть и у них, но ведь и мы хороши. Люди мне близки и важны, хватит пустой болтовни! Не нужны мне ваши пони, я стою на двух ногах, Променяв свой рог на руки, поборов над этим страх. Человек тут пред тобою, что был лошадью простою я! То судьба моя. Антропология, Тсс!

(a knock on the chamber door)
Luna- come in.
Aurora- hello auntie.
Luna- what are you doing here shouldn't you be in bed by now.
Aurora- I know but I just wanted to ask you some thing before I sleep.
Luna- go on.
Aurora- can I see it one more time.
Luna- my child are you not board of looking at it you have possibly seen it a hundred times already.
Aurora- yeah but it makes me giggly every time I see it PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE.
Luna- (sigh) very well.
( luna stands up, her horn starts to glow, a magic aura surrounds her stomach removing the illusion of a slim tummy revealing a 4 month baby bump)
Aurora- SQEEEEEEEEE its so beautiful.
Frenzy- you know luna I wish you wouldn't use your illusion magic to hide it.
Luna- I know dear I don't want to ether but you know what canterlot ponies are like I just don't want them to fuse over me because im with child

Sir Daniel тут начал саундтрек к одному анимационному фильму выкладывать. Думаю, поддержу его начинание.

Get me to a doctor
I need some intensive care
A Nurse like you'll do
With skinny legs and long hair