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YFIMDeR jfar RAINBOW DASH You think you’re a bad enough dude to play as Rainbow Dash?? THINK AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! Rainbow Dash is the baddest Motherfucking Pegasi in existence! She’s so badass; she gets her OWN RACE SHEET! That’s right, she FUCKING TRANCENDS RACE! And you know what? SHE CAN FLY. Oh, I guess all Pegasi can fly, but can they do a SONIC RAINBOOM? OF COURSE NOT! THEY’RE NOT FUCKING RAINBOW DASH! WHO THEY HELL DO YOU THINK SHE IS???? Rainbow Dash cares not for the needs of mortals, she even flung a cloud at Celestia. CELESTIA! She attacked a GOD and was like “FUCK YOU GOD!” She is 20% cooler than you’ll ever be. Physical Description: Rainbow dash fucking shines with beauty and radiates fucking amazingness. She is so damn sexy, her mane and tail are made of FUCKING RAINBOWS! THAT IS THE SHIT! Rainbow Dash has purple eyes that glow with magic, CAUSE SHE IS MAGIC TOO. She has wings, but she doesn’t need them to fly. Why the hell would she, the ground is simply like “Rainbow Dash, I wA move you”. Of course, she always uses her wings to By. because the}' are the most FUCKING BEAUTIFUL Rarity’s wings, that bitch] beat her at anything, in^ epicness. Society; Most Pf large cities built rightj Rainbow Dash says home in the sky, but lives in. like "YOU JELLY, NON FI SHOl ' ). Fuck 'Dash can just plain the clouds in a ting masses, but She built her own th pony town. She’s < ilEsI CAUSE YOU )W DASH!”. Even the other Pegasi aren’t that awesome. Rainbow Dash doesn’t need society, SOCIETY NEEDS RAINBOW DASH! Relations: Rainbow Dash is friends with everything in existence. EXCEPT GILDA THAT BITCH DISSED RAINBOW DASH, AND SO RAINBOW FUCKER HER UP. But everything else is Jelly of Rainbow Dash, and they should be. LOOK AT HER. FUCKING LOOK AT HER YOU BASTARD! SHE’S FUCKING ALPHA AS FUCKING FUCK! The world would be the best place in forever if it only had Rainbow Dash, except that Rainbow Dash wants friends. AND FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC! Rainbow dash has more charisma in her smallest feather than you’ll ever have in 100 lifetimes, and that’s a damn shame. You know why? Cause is you were anywhere NEAR as charismatic as Rainbow Dash, you would BE RAINBOW DASH! And Celestia knows we all need for Fucking Rainbow Dash. Alignment and Religion: Rainbow Dash is Chaotic Good. Why chaotic? SO SHE CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS! Why good? DO YOU EVEN YOU HER YOU GOD DAMN IDIOT! SHE RAINBOW DASH, THE EMBODYMENT OF LOYALTY! Of course she’s FUCKING GOOD! Rainbow Dash has no religion, because she is ALREADY A GOD! Adventurers: IT’S RAINBOW DASH! JUST FUCKING BEING NEXT TO HER IS AN ADVENTURE! STOP BEING GREEDY MOTHERFUCKING BASTARDS AND BOW YOUR BITCH HEADS TO THE ETERNAL GLORY THAT IS RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKING DASH! Male Names: Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash Female Names: Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash Jo motherfucking EVERYTHING:Rainbow Dash b Alpha as FUCK! She doesn't need stats; no stats are ■figh enough to accurately measure her EXTREME AWESOMENESS, BITCH! Medibm: Rainbow Dash is medium. WHY? Cause being small is for pussies, and being large IS FOR PUSSIES. JCKING SPEED OF RAINBOW: Rainbow Dash has a base speed of whatever the fuck she wants. FligtltrRainbow Dash can fly, motherfuckers, you best watch out. At level one, she is a master (+8). Then when she levels up to level ONE, SHE BECOMES GOD DAMN INVINCIBLE (+123456789). jper Speed Strut: Rainbow Dash can move at the speed of light, and then FUCKING TIME TRAVEL. Dr. /hoof has got nothing on Rainbow Dash. Clouilwalk: Rainbow Dash can WALK ON FUCKING CLOUNDS AND SHIT. She can also use them to KILL GODS. Ion-Dexterous: Non-Dexterous? THAT SHIT IS FOR PUSSIES. Rainbow Dash has a +1687560 bonus to all checks needing anything, and she can wield 9 WEAPONS. YEAH, 9 FUCKING WEAPONS. NO PENALTY. LanguagesjRai^MHAyh can speak every Language ever, but only ever speaks in Equine. She fucking shoots tsmtotn^^fcns of other creatures that don't understand, like mind rape, only always consensual. Cutie Mark: Rainb^Dash «s A FUCKING CLOUD AND RAINBOW LIGHTNING BOLT for a Cutie Mark. YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCteP^iJt 35; SHE GETS A NATURAL 20 ON ALL MOTHERFUCKING ROLLS FOREVER.
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