Find yourself 91

"Please Don't Judas Me"
Nazareth
= 1975 =

Перевод AK_G, за что ему ещё раз спасибо :)

Everybody wants to rule the world

Оригинал. 1-4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Аннотация от автора:

I loved Rarity in her detective outfit.  I realized that she had a potential foe already in the show: Cheerilee.  Her 'Smooth Criminal' hat gave me the perfect excuse to create a little cat n' mouse game with our resident ponies. 

Frenetic.  The past two days were just that.  She was hot on my tail and no matter what I did I just could not shake her.  By now I’m sure she has a good idea of who it is she's pursuing.  Not that I’d stop to ask her.  No, my only goal was to stay one step ahead of her, literally and figuratively.  But Sweet Celestia, she was making it difficult.

This whole mess began a week ago.  I had stopped in Twilight’s castle to borrow a book.  The princess was out so I spoke to her assistant.  Spike took my request with all the enthusiasm and attention of baked potato learning calculus.  I had clearly interrupted some other task or activity of his.  Now, either I misinterpreted the rules on returning the book or he simply offered a shoddy explanation.  That remains to be determined.

I took the book, expecting to return it in two weeks’ time.  Somehow, none of that was not conveyed to Twilight. 

I had taken the book with me when I had gone to visit a friend in Canterlot.  It was there that I discovered that I was a suspect. I overheard gossip at a local cafe: One of the princess's favorite books had been stolen.  Well isn't that just fine?  I retreated to my hotel room, paranoid that everypony knew I was a fugitive.  I paced, trying to calm myself.  I looked out the window.  Then I saw her.  In the square below she stood out quite well in her detective outfit.  That silly thing.  Yet I knew she meant business.  I left in haste.         

I would be remiss if I failed to mention that I am wholly unaccustomed to being pursued in such a manner.  Yet here I am, racing through dank alleyways in a part of Canterlot barely fit for Diamond Dogs.  The posh and glamour of the city during the day dissipated into a fog of debauchery and grime during the night.  How quaint. What worried me more than the grim and shady characters was that I found enjoyment in being chased.  There was a thrill that teaching just couldn't provide. 

I found I had to do more than just keep moving.  Like a changeling at a costume party, I had to be everypony.  Disguises became my friends.  This little getup you see here is quite fetching, if I'm being honest.  But fashion talk will have to wait.  At this point I simply want to get back to Twilight before Rarity can find me.  Then I'd win.

I could easily explain the situation to Twilight.  She's amenable and forgiving of misunderstanding.  Rarity, however, would be less likely to believe such a tale.  Congenial and understanding is her natural state.  When she plays detective, however, she becomes less hospitable to stories and alibis, no matter their veracity. I’m not allowing myself to be turned in like some common criminal.  Therefore, I run.

Прилагающаяся история от автора: " Alicorn Princess Twilight, separated from her friends by the cruel hands of death many centuries ago, has seen many friends come and go. However, none of them impacted her life as much as the first ponies she was lucky enough to call her True Friends-- the other Elements of Harmony. In a desperate attempt to be with her friends again, Twilight finds a book deep within the library of the Castle of The Two Sisters. Within it is a spell that will allow a pregnant mare to be infused with the Elements and, essentially, give birth to a reincarnation of the ponies who were imbued with their power. Unwilling to employ a surrogate because of the extremely personal nature of this endeavor, Twilight takes it upon herself to bring her friends back into the world at any cost. With the help of Spike, she picks out a suitable stallion for the night and performs the spell. She sequesters herself within her castle for the entire pregnancy, embarrassed to show herself among her subjects in a weakened state. She has the foals within her study, Spike as her only comfort. This is a few days after the foals are born. Twilight makes a very protective mother to the foals who she hopes against hope will become the friends that she misses so much... if even for just a little while. "

"Alaska Country" by Shocking Blue
== 1968 ==

There's no better way of being alone ♫ Не бывает лучше способа побыть в одиночестве
Down in my land, my beautiful land ♫ Во всей моей стране, моей прекрасной стране
A nature of God all covered with snow ♫ Божья природа, покрытая снегом,
A pleasure to be and good times to spend ♫ Здесь приятно побывать и можно хорошо провести время.

Alaska Country - stay the way you are ♫ Страна Аляска – оставайся такой, как есть.
Alaska Country - you never cheated me ♫ Страна Аляска – ты меня никогда не обманывала.
Na-na-a-a ♫ На-на-а-а...
I wanna know that ♫ Я хочу познать эту
Alaska Country ♫ Страну Аляску.

Seven days a week ♫ Семь дней в неделю
And seven lonely nights ♫ И семь одиноких ночей,
Plenty of time to find myself again ♫ Мне хватит времени, чтобы снова найти себя,
So that I'll know what I was ♫ И я узнаю, для чего я
Created for ♫ Была создана,
To have a good life where there's no pain ♫ И найду себе хорошую жизнь, в которой нет боли.