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I loved Rarity in her detective outfit.  I realized that she had a potential foe already in the show: Cheerilee.  Her 'Smooth Criminal' hat gave me the perfect excuse to create a little cat n' mouse game with our resident ponies. 

Frenetic.  The past two days were just that.  She was hot on my tail and no matter what I did I just could not shake her.  By now I’m sure she has a good idea of who it is she's pursuing.  Not that I’d stop to ask her.  No, my only goal was to stay one step ahead of her, literally and figuratively.  But Sweet Celestia, she was making it difficult.

This whole mess began a week ago.  I had stopped in Twilight’s castle to borrow a book.  The princess was out so I spoke to her assistant.  Spike took my request with all the enthusiasm and attention of baked potato learning calculus.  I had clearly interrupted some other task or activity of his.  Now, either I misinterpreted the rules on returning the book or he simply offered a shoddy explanation.  That remains to be determined.

I took the book, expecting to return it in two weeks’ time.  Somehow, none of that was not conveyed to Twilight. 

I had taken the book with me when I had gone to visit a friend in Canterlot.  It was there that I discovered that I was a suspect. I overheard gossip at a local cafe: One of the princess's favorite books had been stolen.  Well isn't that just fine?  I retreated to my hotel room, paranoid that everypony knew I was a fugitive.  I paced, trying to calm myself.  I looked out the window.  Then I saw her.  In the square below she stood out quite well in her detective outfit.  That silly thing.  Yet I knew she meant business.  I left in haste.         

I would be remiss if I failed to mention that I am wholly unaccustomed to being pursued in such a manner.  Yet here I am, racing through dank alleyways in a part of Canterlot barely fit for Diamond Dogs.  The posh and glamour of the city during the day dissipated into a fog of debauchery and grime during the night.  How quaint. What worried me more than the grim and shady characters was that I found enjoyment in being chased.  There was a thrill that teaching just couldn't provide. 

I found I had to do more than just keep moving.  Like a changeling at a costume party, I had to be everypony.  Disguises became my friends.  This little getup you see here is quite fetching, if I'm being honest.  But fashion talk will have to wait.  At this point I simply want to get back to Twilight before Rarity can find me.  Then I'd win.

I could easily explain the situation to Twilight.  She's amenable and forgiving of misunderstanding.  Rarity, however, would be less likely to believe such a tale.  Congenial and understanding is her natural state.  When she plays detective, however, she becomes less hospitable to stories and alibis, no matter their veracity. I’m not allowing myself to be turned in like some common criminal.  Therefore, I run.

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Midnight chit-chat by dsp2003

"Practice. Thrust harder."

Laughter suddenly erupts from behind you, and you turn to see Cherry and Stormy laughing their flanks off.
"At least someone's teaching this colt to thrust," Stormy says, a wing clapping Cherry on the shoulder.
"S... shut up," you say trying to not go red with embarassment, "It's not like you girls are practicing."
"We don't need to learn to thrust, we're not colts, after all."

Позади вас неожиданно раздается смех, и вы разворачиваетесь чтобы увидеть ржущих Черри и Сторми .

"Ну по крайней мере кто-то обучил этого жеребца толкать" сказала Сторми, хлопая при этом крылом по плечу Черри.

"З..заткнись" сказал ты, стараясь не покраснеть от смущения, "моя тренировка отличается от вашей, девчачьей"

"А нам и не надо учится толкать, мы же не жеребцы, в конце концов"

You gonna pay for this

by pridark

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The basic of the story is that Celestia, who doesn't like hosting the Grand Galloping Gala (as can be seen in the show), is trying to get Luna to host the Gala for her and many shenanigans ensue.

"I like mister Biceps. He's very gentle and kind, and he doesn't think I'm... you know. A freak."
"Do you two hoof-wrestle a lot?"
"Sometimes. He comes back smiling, saying he broke his record, and asks for a rematch. He's always very polite and nice about it. I try to go easy on him, but... that can be hard, too. He can tell when I let him win, and I think that hurts his feelings."
"So, how often do you do this?"
"Maybe once every week or so? First couple of times, a big crowd gathered all around us, and it made me really nervous. But after the first couple of times, ponies just kinda... stopped caring."
"Don't you think it's a bit of a shame?"
"Not really. I don't really like attention. Nowadays, we usually go for a few rounds and then just talk about stuff."
"About what?"
"Mister Biceps usually talks about his work in the spa, or about nature. We both like animals. One day, I want to work in an animal shelter, or maybe help Fluttershy out."

by MisterAibo